lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

gameandwatch:

there’s a species of frog that breaks its own bones to make claws for defense purposes and if that isn’t the most fucking metal thing then i don’t know what is

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters